Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast

I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!

by AWPee April 15, 2021

neural pus

A substance secreted by neurons when the brain is stressed, resulting in slowed or fuzzy thinking.

(From a mock ad in Alan Moore's comic book "1963".)

I've been trying to write this essay all morning and I don't have even a single sentence yet. I think my brain's full of neural pus.

by Abracadab January 4, 2008

nebraska

Yes, it's actually a state, and no, we do not ride cows to school.

Nebraska- the state known for it's football, cows, and .... well, I'll be honest, that's about it.

by flipflop098 January 2, 2006

nebraska slurpee

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz

"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"

by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007

Nebrotiation

Ne-bro-tiation is a dialogue between two drunk buddies (Bromance), intended to resolve disputes, to produce an agreement upon who is a hottie and who is a shotty, to figure out who has to land on the grenade, to bargain for individual dibs, or to craft outcomes to satisfy various sexual interests. It is the primary method of drunken dispute resolution.

Nebrotiation occurs in bars, clubs, and anywhere that alcohol is consumed.

The study of the subject is called Nebrotiation theory. Professional nebrotiators are often specialized, such as island hottie nebrotiators, peace nebrotiators, hostel bitch nebrotiators, or may work under other titles, such as diplomats, legislators, engineers or brokers.

As the night of partying was coming to an end Dom and Bob needed to have a nebrotiation about who was going to "take one for the team" and land on the grenade.

by TurboMac July 8, 2010

Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Having sex with your brain.

While remembering an etremely good state, you can amplifay that state by using techniques of Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

by nlpspin April 5, 2011

Neuro-net processor

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.

Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"

by Jonathan C July 16, 2008