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neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006
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neaux

Normally used by Rihanna and the Navy.

Neaux meaning no.
"What do you think of her outfit?"
"Ew. Neaux."
by Looseleafe January 11, 2014
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Neautiful

She was neautiful.
by katieandmarco October 4, 2011
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Neudue

A silly or idiotic person. Originally coined by Lucy Dalton to describe her younger brother Harry. It had since become a common part of the Australian vernacular.
You, my friend, are a neudue.
by Thewiseone247 December 8, 2019
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nerud

Interjection: generally meaningless or used without thinking
Noun: Something that emanates "nerd emoji" behaviour, but to a greater degree.
Verb: nerudded, nerudding to create or invoke the essence of the nerd emoji.
Person 1: Principal just put me on detention for saying "bitch"!
Person 2: NERUD WTF

"Some nerud just ran the stop sign and hit a tree"

"I grabbed the guitar and started nerudding in front of everyone"
by fat cheesecake December 12, 2022
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neanderthalic

The act or state of being a dumbass.
Any one to question former president Nixon's foreign policy shall recieve my condemnation as a neanderthalic fool
by Alex Bo Balex January 20, 2005
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nead

1. To have a neck the same width as your head.

2. To have an extremely thick ass neck that seems to be one with your head.
Elijah wood.

Man Elijah wood has a serious nead like a football player.
by Felissa October 22, 2005
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