A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006
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A silly or idiotic person. Originally coined by Lucy Dalton to describe her younger brother Harry. It had since become a common part of the Australian vernacular.
You, my friend, are a neudue.
by Thewiseone247 December 8, 2019
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Noun: Something that emanates "nerd emoji" behaviour, but to a greater degree.
Verb: nerudded, nerudding to create or invoke the essence of the nerd emoji.
Noun: Something that emanates "nerd emoji" behaviour, but to a greater degree.
Verb: nerudded, nerudding to create or invoke the essence of the nerd emoji.
Person 1: Principal just put me on detention for saying "bitch"!
Person 2: NERUD WTF
"Some nerud just ran the stop sign and hit a tree"
"I grabbed the guitar and started nerudding in front of everyone"
Person 2: NERUD WTF
"Some nerud just ran the stop sign and hit a tree"
"I grabbed the guitar and started nerudding in front of everyone"
by fat cheesecake December 12, 2022
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by Alex Bo Balex January 20, 2005
Get the neanderthalic mug.1. To have a neck the same width as your head.
2. To have an extremely thick ass neck that seems to be one with your head.
2. To have an extremely thick ass neck that seems to be one with your head.
by Felissa October 22, 2005
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