Near

1. A preposition meaning close to or next to.

2. A character from Death Note.

Near is standing near Light.

by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013

Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021

near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

Nearasmakesnodifference

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.

It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour

by Ben Dover, and Phil McCrackin January 21, 2010

Kentucky Neapolitan

When you stick your penis in a girl's butthole and also put your balls in her vagina while she is on her period

"Nick gave her a good Kentucky Neapolitan last night! He didn't even shower after."

by NicTheGreat69 February 22, 2017

prit' near

shortened to mean "pretty near" or "almost". Primarily heard in Prince Edward County.

"It was prit ' near six o'clock by the time I got home from work Friday"

"I was driving late one night, I saw an animal, swerved and prit' near put 'er in the rhubarb"

by yo_yo_I_lovethecounty November 18, 2009

neapolitan knickers

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.

Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.

by prince30 July 31, 2009