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A Narchitect is someone who smartly/strategically design arguments or indirect arguments in a way that he will win and to show that he is the best compared to others around him. The people who observe his arguments knows damn well that what he's saying is nothing but BS, but it's too hard for them to find a way to call him out on the flaw of his arguments due to how smart he has structured it. Origin of this term : (Narcissist + Architect = Narchitect).
Assume this scenario:
(There are only a fair-to-little amount of chocolate chip cookies on a big plate in some random house party)
Aaron : *Laughs in a slightly cocky/condescending tone*. Ooohhh man, Harvey is missing out on these delicious cookies (He said that, while he grabs way too much cookies quickly from the big plate and puts them on a separate, smaller plate)
Me: Hey come on Aaron, leave some for Harvey too.
Aaron: Who said I wasn't gonna leave some for him? As a matter of fact, i collected these chunk-full of cookies just for him...
Me: 0_o?? bu--but you...?? The way you were laughing..... And the way you were saying it while grabbing the cookies was as if you're gonna finish off the remaining cookies all to yourself...
Aaron : but did I SAID that I wasn't gonna leave some for Harvey? Seriously dude, don't just ASSUME as if you know everything because clearly you don't have a damn clue on what you're saying. Okay ? :)
Me: 0_0...???? *Brain error*
*Aaron smirked, double taps my shoulder and walks off with the plate of cookies*
The random guy watching our conversation : *Surprised/shocked Anime face*..... Oh my god! .. H--he... He *few second silence*.... He is the perfect NARCHITECT !
(There are only a fair-to-little amount of chocolate chip cookies on a big plate in some random house party)
Aaron : *Laughs in a slightly cocky/condescending tone*. Ooohhh man, Harvey is missing out on these delicious cookies (He said that, while he grabs way too much cookies quickly from the big plate and puts them on a separate, smaller plate)
Me: Hey come on Aaron, leave some for Harvey too.
Aaron: Who said I wasn't gonna leave some for him? As a matter of fact, i collected these chunk-full of cookies just for him...
Me: 0_o?? bu--but you...?? The way you were laughing..... And the way you were saying it while grabbing the cookies was as if you're gonna finish off the remaining cookies all to yourself...
Aaron : but did I SAID that I wasn't gonna leave some for Harvey? Seriously dude, don't just ASSUME as if you know everything because clearly you don't have a damn clue on what you're saying. Okay ? :)
Me: 0_0...???? *Brain error*
*Aaron smirked, double taps my shoulder and walks off with the plate of cookies*
The random guy watching our conversation : *Surprised/shocked Anime face*..... Oh my god! .. H--he... He *few second silence*.... He is the perfect NARCHITECT !
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1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.
2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)
narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun
1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.
2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)
narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun
"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."
"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."
"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."
"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."
"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."
"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."
"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."
"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."
"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."
"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."
"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."
by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023
Get the Narchaeology mug.Narchad.. a group of ferrets who play games together. Also known as morons. They normally dwell in caverns or other dark places. Normal behaviour is to congregate in small numbers of 5. But it has been known for up to 20 NarChaDians to be together at once. As for mating they normally dont but in special occasions they do meet up and have a laugh.
1: What you doing tonight, wanna come out?
2: Sorry i cant matie... gotta spend time with the narchad.
2: Sorry i cant matie... gotta spend time with the narchad.
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