Nerch

1st: A word with a Universal definition commonly used in describing "the village idiot" within your circle of friends. 2nd: Adjective. Used to describe someone unwilling to cooperate with your plan that has no purpose other than to benefit you. 3rd: Noun. A male or female's private part.

1st: "Dude, did you hear what John said? That shit didn't even make sense.What a fuckin' Nerch."
2nd: "C'mon Carlos, do this for me. Why are you being a freakin' Nerch?"
3rd: "Aww shit that hurt. Marcus just donkey punched me in the Nerch!"

by Renster512 November 2, 2008

Nerch

n. The nexus connecting the scrotum to the underside of the penis.

I could tell that she was begging for some nerch.

by Caesar Seal August 22, 2008

nerche

A person who dresses in a conservative clean cut style once commonly associated with the nerd, but exhibits behaviors more associated with ego-centric douche archetypes.

See Good Will Hunting's "Do you like apples" scene. Blonde guy = nerche.

by Dappered November 9, 2010

nerch

nerch (noun)
1: about the merchandise of Nerissa Ravencroft, a Hololive English VTuber.

If you give me your shipping address, i will give you nerch.

by SD8463 September 14, 2025