Nealee

Nealee is a girl with gorgeous brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin😂 she is also very athletic😂 this girl is an amazing best friend/sister. Ok now on to other things😂 For one she probably looked like Dora when she was little and somehow is now Kenley Pope🤷🏽 ♀️😂 she might be your best friend but can scare you a lot sometimes. She is a very heavy sleeper that likes to spend money in giant stuffed animals and spill stir fry all over her white shirt. She will use a toilet plunger to make you laugh in a try not to laugh game and in literally SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH SEA TURTLES IT’S INSANE!😂 she is also a chicken nugget.

Boy 1: “Oh dude who is that girl”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”

by Criss Cross Applesauce April 14, 2019

Text Neglecter

One who neglects texts from another.

(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter

by 459437598437598435 May 23, 2011

The Pork N' Eagle

The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.

I came home and threw the wife down on the floor, and I gave her the Pork N' Eagle.

by randatola January 11, 2008

benign neglect

A method of parenting school-age children in which you leave them the fuck alone unless they need you for something. The exact opposite of a helicopter parent.

I let my children work out their own disagreements unless they start hitting each other. I'm a big advocate of benign neglect.

by ViviWannabe May 27, 2016

Nagle

An adjective meaning awesome, cool, amazing, and basically anything good. Also a cafe in Asbury Park with amazing food. Near ocean grove.

"That wave was so nagle!"

by JCer August 15, 2009

Nagler

The badass kid at your school who seems to always get all the hot pussy, has the best fuckin six pack, seems to dominate any sport that is thrown his way including FIFA and madden. Not even the famous gopackgo or patriotscheat can seem to compete with him when it comes to madden. Oh and did I mention he has the bigest dick too it's larger than a dillinger. ( look it up if you don't know what it is).

See that kid over there talking to that hot bitch. That kids a nagler. I bet he eats pussy to breakfast lunch and dinner.

by Eazy muthafuckin E February 5, 2009

neager

a way for white folks to say the n-word without getting their eye-teeth slapped in. Comes from Dave Chappelle's skit "The Black White Supremacist," in which Clayton Biggsby's overdone backwoods Southern accent turns the short "i" sound to something more along the lines of an "ay" sound. variations include: Nayger, negar, nahger etc.

"I hate neagers!" - Clayton Biggsby, a fictional KKK member (played by Dave Chappelle) who was born blind and raised by white supremacists, thus hating black people without ever realising that he himself is one.

by cosmo January 20, 2005