Nashville Nine

When you finger a girl while jerking off into a condom. Jerking off in a condom is easier for clean up. But make sure you throw it out. You don't want her squeezing your baby batter into her vajayjays. Because of she does and gets pregnant, you'll have to pull an "Italian Abortion," on her.

When you go out trolling for poon. Meet some hawt ginger bartender from the next town over. Maybe she doesnt wana bang cuz she doesn't wana ruin her rep. So you make out. Slap some titties. Both of you wana cum. So she let's you finger yer. You jerkoff. You both cum. But using a condom is safer and cleaner. The Nashville Nine has a 9 out of 10 chance of working. But be sure to toss the condom. You dont want her squeezing your baby batter into her so she can get preggo. Or else you have to resort to using the ole "Italian Abortion" on her.

by FILTHTKX2 June 17, 2018

Nashville Yeti

A real life Yeti who has set up shop in Nashville, Tennessee. He likes showing up to parties, sporting events and other randomly selected settings. The Nashville Yeti is big in to social networking and may even be trying to make a name for himself nationwide. He is truly magical.

Person 1: "Is that the Nashville Yeti?"
Person 2: "You know it! All white everything."

by furryshmurry January 24, 2011

Nashville Necktie

The act of shitting horizontally on a girl's neck, as if to fashion a doo-doo collar, then skeeting in the shape of a tie down her chest, using the collar as the starting point.

"That bitch got to aggressive in bed, so I had to give her the ol' Nashville Necktie."

by JD11 April 18, 2008

Nashville Pussy

Only the best motherfucking Rock'N'Roll band on Planet fuckin' Earth. Yee-Haw!

I went to see Nashville Pussy last night and my ears are still ringing, my dick is still hard, and my smile is still six feet off the sides of my face.

by Ricoid April 21, 2009

Nashville christian

Nashville christian, also known as crusty christian, nasty christian, and the public school of private schools in nashville is where 5th graders vape in the bathroom, teachers sexually assault students, boys get dresscoded on hair, and where fnl is also known as “hook up in the parking lot night”

Tom: “I go to Nashville christian”
Jerry “you mean conservative rich redneck central?”

by Simpforethanwacker September 2, 2021

NASHVILLE STROKE

The act of playing the air guitar while having sex.

Matt: "Dude, Nate told me you've been making them flicks."

Michael: "Yeah, you should see the one when I do the NASHVILLE STROKE!!"

by Nate^O. May 10, 2010

Nashville Statement

A disgusting and laughable attempt by an illegitimate organization which tried to instruct people of the Christian faith to believe beliefs practiced in the middle ages.

Only people in the middle ages would've believed the Nashville Statement.

by PensiveType August 30, 2017