The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019
Get the glorb nargmug. Another word for a cat.
Hello my big fluffy pouge-narge!!! would you like like whiskas? Or is it gonna be the dry stuff today?
by Steveizcool March 12, 2010
Get the Pouge-nargemug. the attractive lower back area of a lady. (usually seen wen they bend over or kneel down, thus the Flarg Narg Narck is exposed)
by rimbap May 23, 2006
Get the flarg narg narckmug. 
The Scottish slang for testicles.
I was hanging out with my mates and someone through a softball at my nargs! My future kids are gonna sing soprano from that!
by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022
Get the Nargsmug. Narg ( Not a real gay ) is when a person pretends to be gay for attention or to make friends, A Narg can also be when you fake to be gay on a social platform to get likes or followers.
by brendonsforeheadgirls January 26, 2019
Get the Nargmug.