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orgasmic narcolepsy

A sleep disorder in which the affected person immediately and uncontrollably falls asleep after sex or any orgasm inducing activity.
My bf is so pissed because he wants to talk and cuddle after sex and I always pass out. I tried to explain to him I had a condition called orgasmic narcolepsy, but he's not buying it.
by ta2dspinner September 24, 2011
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Theatrical Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake during a movie, but can also be used with watching T.V. or anything on a T.V. screen.
"Pedro immediately falls asleep during any movie, I think he suffers from Theatrical Narcolepsy." said Geoff
by G(f) February 12, 2009
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Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.
The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.
by Roccos January 4, 2010
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narcoleptic blink

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.
-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!
by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010
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narcolemia

The combination of two words, Narcolepsy and Academia. It is characterized by lack of sleep the night before and the present boring academic lecture. The student fails to keep his/her attention focused on said lecture and quickly drifts off to never never land. Only to be awoke by the sounds of muffled laughter and the teacher scowling at the puddle of drool you have produced on your paper...instead of notes.
Laura, I had a suddden case of narcolemia today in class...can I borrow the notes?
by Kari Kyler February 5, 2009
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Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.
"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."
by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019
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Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.
Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."
by PainDoc February 17, 2010
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