ripped to the nads

adj. Having an 8 pack where your 6 packs continues below literally to the nads.

Danzig is totally ripped to the nads.

by Sheila H September 28, 2011

nadsat

a language used in clockwork orange consisting of english, russian, and slang

synthemesc is nadsat for synthetic mescaline

by chris April 3, 2005

nadslapper

When you bone a girl hard enough to smack your nuts on her repeatedly.

"Dude, that dirty bitch, I got a good nadslap off her!"

by jimbo jones September 21, 2003

nads

ALternate moniker to 'gonads' or 'testicles'.

That dude has big nads.

Yeah, we'll that's what they pay him the big porn bucks for.

by Brugz January 19, 2003

nads

noun, slang 1. testicles 2. sensitive area that a man gets kicked; object of getting kicked

I kicked Patrick in the nads.

by James Reitz November 13, 2005

toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008

chew on my nads

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

by hunglox September 4, 2011