Nuts

1.Noun: A sometimes edible, natural-grown substance that is either eaten or sucked on.
2.Slang;Noun:The male genitals that create sperm cells. See also balls

1. Guy 1:"Ohhh, I didn't know nuts were so good!
Guy 2: "Well you can eat those. You need to stop sucking 'em. All you gotta do is crack 'em open.

2.Guy 1: You're just jealous that I got bigger nuts than you!"
Guy 2: "Whatever." *Balltaps him.*

by ICantThinkOfADangName May 28, 2009

Nuts

A man's mighty genitals

"I lay thy eyes upon his mighty nuts."

by Mr. Big C May 31, 2016

Nuts

an annoying thing to be allergic to.

i feel like i can't eat anything these days, everything "may contain traces of bloody nuts"

by pixie101 July 28, 2010

Nuts

A guy on facebook who talks about a reoccuring dream where a T-Rex eats him....that's nuts!

A reoccurring dream. I look out my porch and I see a field with hundreds of Sauropods munching away in the grass. I am so amazed, I walk to the edge of my porch when I hear thundering foot steps coming closer and a HUGE T-Rex runs down the street by the house towards the field but catches me in its left eye and decides to pay me a visit by ripping into my house for a treat. WHATS IT ALL MEAN?!!! IT MEANS YOUR NUTS!!

by McGrathski April 22, 2010

nuts

the male reproductive organs.
nuts (testies) where the jizz and sperm are kept
nuts stay outside when the WONG goes in!
vulnerable to itch

my nuts are very itchy.

by dabomberall1 December 31, 2011

Nuts

Simply a bowl/container of assorted nuts.

"Oh, wow, man! Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl... It's like Nutstock, man!"

--Tommy Chong Intermingling Nuts

by DeeperThanHell September 5, 2016

Nuts

Cassandra

Cassandra went nuts and chopped spencers dick off and fed it to people at a soup kitchen

by Stlane September 13, 2018