notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.

Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.

by zxn December 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

ghost noting

Ghost noting is sort of like something that happens to your blog which prevents it from really interacting with anyone else on Tumblr.

You can’t reply to people’s posts (including photo reply). When you like people’s posts or follow people’s blogs it doesn’t show up or send them a dashboard notification that you did so. When you send or reply to messages, the person receiving it won’t receive a notification. Also, when you reblog something from someone else, and when someone else reblogs something from you, it doesn’t show up in the notes.

thepizzaqueen deleted one of her blogs because it was ghost noting

by yaniss January 6, 2012

notice me senpai

It's a Japan thing. Apparently, it's from anime. Senpai means someone you're suppose to look up to. (in this case a senior or a teacher if you're thinking of that chick from Misao who liked her teacher.) All in all 'Notice Me Senpai' means you want someone older than you to like you.

Person 1: "Give up, he doesn't like you."
Person 2 (to their senpai): "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"

by Idekman January 24, 2014

Loot Notify

Loot notify is a group ran by jake who fakes his success and drives a corsa but somehow is a millionaire. Do not join as you will be harassed by a fat kid from rochdale called alfie who doxxed an ex staff member called matt. Best CG for sneakers cam

Yo did you see what that fat prick alfie sent in loot notify

by sh0ck January 2, 2023

Notification collector

Notification collector: someone who deliberately leaves chats on delivered or snaps unopened in order to gain a high number of notifications, this adds to their pride/arrogance. This is regarded as fake snapchat bait because you are purposely collecting notifications, not all may be recent therefore it is a fake bait concept.

She’s a ‘notification collector’ she leaves her dms and chats unopened to look cool

by rz adz July 18, 2020

fake notification

Mostly used by macintosh users.

While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.

It's related to notification paranoia.

Paul: "Everytime I'm listening to the RebelFM podcast I hear my mailprogram receiving new mails, but It didn't."

Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"

Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"

by dna4ever42 April 2, 2009