NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

And not a single fuck was given that day

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"

And not a single fuck was given that day

by Duhonatron June 27, 2011

Not a hill I want to die on

A military expression referring to an issue that the speaker wants to address, but recognizes would be too much hassle to deal with. It's a metaphor for realizing that, although you want to defend your "hill" from attack, to do so would be suicidal given the much stronger enemy, and this particular hill isn't so vital that you should give up your life for it, so it's best to just retreat.

- "The Colonel wants to kick off the exercise on Monday, but we're really not going to be ready until at least Tuesday. But that's not a hill I want to die on, so I'm just going to go along with what he wants."

- "Look, I understand you're upset about them demoting Corporal Thompson, and I know you want to go argue his case with the Sergeant Major, but is that really a hill you want to die on?"

by Gyreneisms September 1, 2013

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

it's not a phase mom

when a teen goes through a phase where they take on a different personality but proclaim that they will always be like that.

>mom- when is this emo phase of yours gunna end.?
>teen- OMG It's not a phase mom.

by TheDerpyChicken July 18, 2017

That's not a thing

Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist

Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing

Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing

by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010

Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008