nilf 

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

nilf by Nilf December 9, 2008

NILF 

NURSE I'D LIKE TO FUCK

When I was in the ER last night, I wanted to bang that NILF...shoot.

NILF by precipitating factor to ohdamn May 23, 2009

NILF 

nurse i'd like to fuck
same as mother but with a bangable nurse

holy shit she's a NILF!
or
patient: I think your a proper NILF.
Nurse: What?
Patient: Nurse id like to ....
Nurse: ...fuck
patient: yeah.

NILF by stallwood123 March 14, 2008

NILF 

Negro I Would Like to Fuck

Ewww, you think that black bitch is a NILF!!!

NILF by s-BErt August 23, 2006

NILF 

(N)atty (I)'d (L)ike to (F)inish

I was at a party looking for some beer than out of the corner my eye, I saw her. She was looking so fresh, so good, I just had to go over there and see what's up. This NILF gave me the best night I ever could have expected.

NILF by Pup.N.Sud April 20, 2010

NILF 

Newfie I'd Like To Fuck

Timmy: Did you see Alexandra yesterday
John: Yeah, she is one NILF

NILF by I Love Ghetto Booty March 13, 2009

Nilf 

Nigger I'd like to fuck.

Oh damn that black guy is so hot, he's a NILF!

Nilf by GretchenPeters November 11, 2007