NASCAR

A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.

I just don't understand NASCAR

by blindspot February 17, 2005

NASCAR

National
Association for
Stock
Car
Auto
Racing


A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.

Don't forget to watch NASCAR race on Sunday.

by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005

nascar

The offical sport of white trash everywhere

Come on youngin's yous missin nascar!

by DizzyLizzy March 10, 2007

nascar

A large group of redneck jack offs driving around in a circle for 3 or 4 hours with the sole purpose of determining which one has the biggest dick. For some reason society has deemed this activity a professional sport.

Why NASCAR is even mentioned on SportsCenter is beyond me.

by Insanity September 20, 2005

NASCAR

What rednecks call a sport. NASCAR is purely about going in a oval, turning left for about a hundred laps, while wasting gas on their V-8s.

NASCAR fanatics say NASCAR is a sport because the temperatures inside the car can reach 120F. But so do other forms of auto racing.

Rallying requires more skill than just turning left. Super GT also has 120F temps inside cars, but they actually require REAL skill, not turning around some oval for 100 or so laps.

NASCAR is not a sport.

by Zakamaru June 28, 2007

nascar

a place where a bunch of rednecks come together and drive very fast hoping that blacks wont come and take that sport over to. also means a day out for the KKK!!!

heh guys lets go get our sheets and watch jeff gordon crash. and then afterward we can catch us a nigger or two.

by pimpadoodledoo May 13, 2005

Nascar

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks budwiesermullet fat chicks confederate flag pabst blue ribbon

I was at the nascar race with cleetus and bubba pickin up some fat chicks and rockin with my mullet

by mark koran October 26, 2006