A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
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The Mayor Menino was first recorded in 1991, after an unfortunate late night skinny-dipping incident in the reservoir at Boston College.
The Mayor Menino was first recorded in 1991, after an unfortunate late night skinny-dipping incident in the reservoir at Boston College.
I didn't know what the itch on my crotch was from the other night until I left the campus clinic, and saw my girlfriend with The Mayor Menino.
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"you know it bro, I was Mayor of Titty City.
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Guy 1: Do you know what i love? soap operas, the movie 'open water,' and trucker hats.
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville
Guy 2: dude, you are the mayor of douchebagville
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