Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 9, 2010

suck my foot

bro, you're kinda sus searching this. Chupame los piezecitos.

Your foot it's wet, I want to clean you sucking. SUS. With your mouth you want to clean up or satisfy my need cleaning you foot. Food: a part of the human located in the lower part of the body. Suck is lick. Suck my foot it means that you are going to suck the foot of another person for pleasure.

by Pol is going to be sus in 5min January 21, 2022

hehe my foot

when your foot gets goofy and won't do your taxes

hehe my foot: hehe
you: do taxes
foot: no

by hehe.mp4 November 17, 2022

Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

Shittin on my Foot?

you kiddin me?

Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?

by joseph the unfamiliar prophet October 2, 2010

It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 November 22, 2011