oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 19, 2025
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My Goodness

Beautiful, sexy, smart, MILF
Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS
by Possum Top June 25, 2021
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oh my goodness me!

When you are feeling wittily surprised at an unexpected piece of information!
"OH MY GOODNESS ME! I HAVE TO VISIT THE LOO! I ATE BAKED BEANS *SAYS CUTELY*"
by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024
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