Maffew

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.

1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!

by cheeseylol September 22, 2009

joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

maffoo

An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.

Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.

by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015

Maffoof

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

Maffrew

When kids in your school try to act Asian and they will say Maffrew instead of Matthew.

"Harro, Maffrew."

by MB1814 December 28, 2011

maffius affius

Big fat monkey

Whoa it's so chonky!
Is this a maffius affius?
Yes it is!

by wysbd May 2, 2022

the maff

The maff is a term coming from Britain about children who think they are gangsters.

Dave: Oy fam is the maff out tonight
Toby:yeah fella today we are going to egg some houses.

by Lewis Bridson November 18, 2017