MUON

A muon is an unstable, negative particle with weak interactions and a heavier weight.
Karen is also unstable and negative, and has weak interactions with people coupled with a hefty poundage.

Karen: “You think you know everything just because you’re a theoretical physicist!”
Sheldon: “Well in those terms, you’re still a MUON!”

by Streamer151912 March 3, 2021

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Chango mutney

A word you say when you’ve smoked too much Kush before the Indian and you ask to pass the ‘chango mutney’

Hey Jack pass me the f****** chango mutney for my papodams

by Andrew rogatney December 30, 2021

teenage mutant ninja turtles

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.

Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

by Krang July 20, 2003

Mutomboed

Unexpectedly rejected, and with vigor

I walked this girl home, but I was totally Mutomboed at her door.

by Spicy Cream August 4, 2008

mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

teenage mutant ninja turtles

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.

Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!

by Tha Armada September 30, 2003