maiphobia

The fear of being sexy.

You know you have maiphobia when you want to be ugly and unattractive.

by Mai Kole September 12, 2005

mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

After I finished my Pirate Halo Ninja Armor Battlesuit, I developed an acute sense of mephobia and scrapped the entire thing.

by uneditablepoly April 30, 2011

Maphobia

A bullshit label for pedophiles to give you when you expose them for being literal child-fuckers.

Human: "Ew, a pedophile! Burn it!"
Pedophile: "Hey, stop being maphobic!"
Human: "You think this is maphobic? I'll show you "maphobia", you fucking nonce."

by LuuucyCN19 January 25, 2019

murphballer

v. to whisper the phrase "murphballer" into a girl's ear while you are having sex with her. A popular variation is to yell "MURPHBALLER!" as you reach orgasm. Also, considered an anthem in the streets of many Chicagoland neighborhoods, namely Hyde Park and La Grange Park.

Named after Dave who was featured in such films as "Major Dunkage" and "Major Dunkage 2"

I gave Alice the murphballer last night and she freaked out.

by your favorite rat April 12, 2008

mephobia

Mephobia is the fear of yourself becoming too awesome for the wold that it can't even handle it anymore and eventually explodes or seeces to exist because of you're strength , power and coolness

oh no doctor I think I have mephobia because I cannot handle being this spectacular

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020

Mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

Why isn't Cole more awesome?
He's obviously suffering from mephobia.

by TheRower May 8, 2011

mephobia

The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.

...Ahhh.... I see... Well it would seem that you have a common ailment called mephobia

by TheBrittwith2tits April 28, 2011