borderline worse than the F-word
dont ever say it in public
not to be confused with the totally meaningless and harmless "merp"
dont ever say it in public
not to be confused with the totally meaningless and harmless "merp"
by jaymob April 24, 2015
by Bitchicus October 01, 2008
by JorgeTheMajicDraygon October 22, 2015
Ok first of all everyone who thinks they know the definition of murp is incorrect. A murp is an almost inexplainable word, but it means an awkward person who creeps around everyone. They think they are in on a conversation but really they just stand there and look creepy.
C: Who is that in the corner?
L: You mean that new girl, Diane?
C: Ya she is just standing there staring at everyone.
L: Ya seriously she's a Murp.
L: You mean that new girl, Diane?
C: Ya she is just standing there staring at everyone.
L: Ya seriously she's a Murp.
by Clairesy December 05, 2007
An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.
Murp. I've gotta take a piss.
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017
To murder, rape and pillage/plunder. Used as shorthand in my high-school Great Books class when we were discussing Nietzche.
by e-boy September 28, 2007