Murdock Middle School

a ghetto ass school filled with ghetto ass people. is an outside school in south florida.

aka mms

"hey what school do you go to?"

"Murdock Middle School"

"Get away you ghetto whore"

by unknownbitchwhoneedsclout January 29, 2019

dirty murdock

Jerking off to incest porn while bragging about dicking down your sister on Facebook

He claims to be freak of the week but I think he's just another dirty Murdock

by Spinnifer May 30, 2019

murdock

to masterbate in public.

Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

murdochian

sleazy, low rent behaviour. Sometimes pervy or voyeuristic.

that was quite murdochian of you, Bill.

by joe2two July 29, 2011

murdock

To soil your pants or shart while pulling yourself into a large truck or SUV.

I was pulling myself into the rig and completely Murdocked myself. shart

by squatchyman November 9, 2012

Murlocing

The act of cupping an individuals genitals in the palm of one's hand and proceeding to lap at them with your tongue while making a noise akin to that of a "Murloc" (A fictional amphibious creature from Blizzard's™ "World of Warcraft™"). The most accurate sound a human can make sounds a bit like "mlow mlow mlow mlow mlow!!!"

MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW!!!
*lapping sounds*

"LOL, dude my girlfriend totally gave me a murlocing last night!"

by Dave & Luke December 1, 2006

Murdochian

1. A person who substantially agrees with Murdoch Maxwell

2. Murdoch Maxwell advocated for a voluntary society in which groups and individuals maintain and develop their culture or interests whilst maintaining a pluralist attitude valuing philoxenia love of strangers. Their philoxenia & a pluralist attitude are valued by each of the societies, despite them being apart of various schools of thought because they all consider the possibility that the other society is more correct. Each of these societies evinces a willingness to update their theories as more evidence becomes available. These voluntary societies treat their ideas like code where there are willing to update to new versions, fork into separate versions experimenting with different ideas, and are willing to boot up older iterations the knowledge they obtained with newer iterations.

Not Murdoch: "Dude your Murdochian ideology sounds a lot like GitHub."
Murdoch: "Yeah, it's totally GitHub dude."

by MurdochMaxwell November 9, 2020