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a munster 

Is a person of low intellect, often a Fairweather rugby fan. Mainly subsists on a diet of Murphy's stout a sort of poor man's Guinness and turnips. It can be found at rugby grounds but only if his team is guaranteed to win and the weather is good.
"Look at that guy drooling over the turnips, what a Munster."
a munster by Rog loves bod August 8, 2018
Pronounced 'mun-tee'
Muntiee is an Australian Slang which is similar in meaning to the phrase amputee although, rather than being the suject of an amputation, the victim is the subject of a munting.

Definition 1: One who has been munted.
Definition 2: One who is simultaneously under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
Example 1:
Judge: You stand accused of 1 count of negligent driving, how do you plea?
Defendant: Guilt your honour, I was trying to light a durry when I t-bone a car in the round-about.
Judge: I take it the passenger is now a muntiee?
Defendant: Yes your honour, poor cunt could hardly stand...

Example 2:
Person 1: Holy shit, last night I saw a guy washing down MDMA with Bundy red.
Person 2: Fuck! Is he okay?
Person 1: nah mate, he had a seizure!
Person 2: Shit man, you've gotta stop hanging around that muntiee or you'll wind up in the gutter with you pants round your ankles...
Muntiee by MuntedAussie March 19, 2015

couch munster 

Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
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couch munster by dumpster demon January 26, 2010
a mix of Budweiser, vodka & monster energy guaranteed to get you fucked up! Tastes great too.
dude pass the munster
munster by G'shit September 16, 2010

Munster highschool 

The school where all the rich kids think they are cool because they juul and all the parties are the same... it’s where the wanna be gangster white people are...
Munster highschool by Snakesssss November 15, 2018