Muntiee
Pronounced 'mun-tee'
Muntiee is an Australian Slang which is similar in meaning to the phrase amputee although, rather than being the suject of an amputation, the victim is the subject of a munting.
Definition 1: One who has been munted.
Definition 2: One who is simultaneously under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
Muntiee is an Australian Slang which is similar in meaning to the phrase amputee although, rather than being the suject of an amputation, the victim is the subject of a munting.
Definition 1: One who has been munted.
Definition 2: One who is simultaneously under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
Example 1:
Judge: You stand accused of 1 count of negligent driving, how do you plea?
Defendant: Guilt your honour, I was trying to light a durry when I t-bone a car in the round-about.
Judge: I take it the passenger is now a muntiee?
Defendant: Yes your honour, poor cunt could hardly stand...
Example 2:
Person 1: Holy shit, last night I saw a guy washing down MDMA with Bundy red.
Person 2: Fuck! Is he okay?
Person 1: nah mate, he had a seizure!
Person 2: Shit man, you've gotta stop hanging around that muntiee or you'll wind up in the gutter with you pants round your ankles...
Judge: You stand accused of 1 count of negligent driving, how do you plea?
Defendant: Guilt your honour, I was trying to light a durry when I t-bone a car in the round-about.
Judge: I take it the passenger is now a muntiee?
Defendant: Yes your honour, poor cunt could hardly stand...
Example 2:
Person 1: Holy shit, last night I saw a guy washing down MDMA with Bundy red.
Person 2: Fuck! Is he okay?
Person 1: nah mate, he had a seizure!
Person 2: Shit man, you've gotta stop hanging around that muntiee or you'll wind up in the gutter with you pants round your ankles...
Muntiee by MuntedAussie March 19, 2015
