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Diamond Miner

The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.
"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."

Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.
by Moozers Cow August 17, 2011
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miner diet

diet consisting of eating nothing for an extended period of time with the intention of losing weight. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other diet.
Mike: Dude, did you see how much weight Matt lost?

Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.
by freshness guaranteed September 5, 2010
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Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.
Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!
by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011
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Dia de los muertos

The celebration of our loved ones that have passed away.
Dia de los muertos is on November 1st.
by JadatheSavage November 2, 2017
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Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.
Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.
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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
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Me cago en tus muertos

English translation is : I shit over your dead parents....
It's an extremely offensive expression in Spain and South America.
You can be sure to begin a fight if you say it to anybody.
You can say it to anybody if your are trying to pick a quarrel....
Me caes mal y yo me cago en tus muertos, cabron de mierda!!!
by PAULINO August 29, 2006
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