Sticky mummy

When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.

I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night

by Happystream November 23, 2019

Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

Slummy mummy

A young mother from a lower socio-economic background. Usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. Drug abuse problem optional.

'I saw Kerry Katona in an Iceland advert the other day with her kids.'

'Yeah, she's a real slummy mummy.'

by 13C1 May 19, 2009

Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

by Agent O June 22, 2011

ya mums skin

it's your mums skin people usually bring it in a container to there friends house!

hey is ya mums skin itchy?

did you bring it in a container

by ya mums skin March 5, 2020

mums

Another way of swearing on your mums life

Person A: 'Hey, did you get with my girl last night?'
Person B: 'Nah you're my mate, that'd be peak'
Person A: 'Say mums'
Person B: 'Mums'
Person A: 'Alright, safe g'

by Mtannn March 15, 2019

mums the word

to keep quiet about something

I heard Elaine's parents are out of town tonight and she's lonely! I'm gonna go over. Mums the word!

by P Ha September 29, 2004