mummeat

your best friend's mom's vagina

"Dude, your mom has some nice mummeat."

"...dude."

by iamtron April 20, 2009

mummerizium

the moms have band together, spoken and agreed about a topic.

Alright ladies I see your MUMMERIZIUM showing and will handle the situation accordingly.

by Ihavespoken71 April 2, 2021

mummytays

another way of saying you swear on your mums life

person a: *being annoying*
person b: shut the fuck up or ill king hit you mummytays bra

by shitdick420 April 26, 2022

Mummed

Being very drunk or under the influence of something

I was so mummed last night!

by Manekchop August 27, 2025

dead mommeter

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

by Mommy issues May 11, 2021