mumpet

mouth + trumpet

making a trumpeting noise with the mouth by buzzing the lips together

John, will you please stop playing the mumpet while I am trying to study.

by Trombonest June 28, 2009

Mumber

A shortened way to say "your mom's number"

"Hey! Can my mom get your mumber?"

by cnwivbeowrvlwnetrbnrn November 16, 2014

Mummet

Word used by people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 3, 2008

Mummet

Word used by retarded people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 6, 2008

Mumber

An insult for an overweight person.

Hey, you mumber, give me your lunch money!

by ObamaObamist February 19, 2020

Mumber

a person obsessed with talking about mothers

"I'm a mumber, and I talk about other individual's mother's pretty much all day long"

by Billy Gomez the 10th November 18, 2020

mumberfuck

A mumberfuck is someone is beyond the point of stupidity so you need something hard hitting. When you have asked a clear question and the person just completely misses the point, making you have to ask them multiple more times, leading you to need a curse word.

Ex: your sister isn’t answering you and she is sitting in the same room as you so you text her and she answers something stupid.
Sister: im in the chair
You: WELL ARE YOU SLEEPING THERE MUMBERFUCK!

by miss.dna September 19, 2022