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Melania

A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"

"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"

"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018
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Melania

A golddigger who only loves people for the money.
OMG, she is such a melania!
by TarmacBeast March 26, 2019
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Melania

1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.

2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).

3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.

4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"

"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."

"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--

"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."

"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."

"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."

"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."

"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"

"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
by maebyblewit May 15, 2018
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Melania trump

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again
by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 15, 2017
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mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.
My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.
by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011
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Melania Trump

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
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Melania

A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.
Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.
by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 3, 2017
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