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Man Muk

Man muk, alternative name for jizz to keep chat to a PG level.
VikingofScotland spread his man muk in her lady muffin
by VikingofScotland February 18, 2021
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MUK

Adj, meaning Ugly, Disgusting anything bad is INDEED MUK
Ex.1
Kenneth: Ayo, you hittin that ?

Alvin: Nah bruh she MUK

Ex.2
Kenneth: What'd you think of the food

Amani: The chicken was cold and the rice was MUK and dry

Ex.3
Kenneth: Those are fire huh ?
Tehya: All I see is MUK
by 1234jigabooland November 15, 2021
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muk

A complete and utter moron. One who constantly blacks out, forgets important things and subsequently argues their point to be valid when everyone in the room knows it's not. A muk also enjoys looking at the sky while speaking.
Sam: Bro, let's go eat at Bento
Bro: Let's make sure that fuckin muk doesn't come with us
Sam: It's cool, he's too busy NOT smoking pot tonight!
by ownedagainbro August 5, 2010
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Run-A-Muk

The physical act of letting oneself go. Can often be witnessed by young beautiful people spending time at Grandma's.
I can't wait to go Run-A-Muk at Grandmas on Sunday morning
by BigBadBrownyBrown September 8, 2011
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Muk

A nasty ass hoe. Like she literally messes with every single guy in a group of friends. Named after the sludge monster from Pokémon. Muk is kum spelled backwards, because all muks eat cum for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Damn David has sure been spending a lot of time with his Muk. He’s tryna catch them all.... STD’s that is!!
by mrbangzz August 11, 2018
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Muk Head

When you get a hickey on only the head of your penis, making look like the pokemon Muk.
Dude, the secretary at my office gave me the best Muk Head I've ever, the other day.
by NoahHacksaw December 24, 2007
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MUK

Abbreviation for "Medical University of Kurdistan".

located in one of the western provices of Iran(Persia) that has no scientific output, high financial fraud rate. Total number of misconducts is among the top medical Universities, but the rate(per population and size of the University) may be highest! There are some ridiculous unwritten rules in Muk's system such as : skipping parts of the course that is about sex,genitalia and breast in the first two years for medical students! Teaching the whole gynecologic examination course(in the third year!) On a doll for 5 minutes!!! Skipping the officially assigned tasks for a medical student(e.g delivering at least 6 babies for each male or female med Student!esp boys) (no Practical teaching of examination and not expecting students perform it). Sometimes the head of obstetrics department forbids entrance of students (esp boys) unlike any other departments!

The majority of professors are not comfortable to talk about sexuality, esp using the persian terms!

A lot of budget is spent on unnecessary programs such as religious and art groups , and they all have magazines!(remember this is Iran and the financial resources are very limited). On the other hand, the classes don't have proper air conditioning systems, there isn't enough room for medical students in the classes (120 students in a classroom that is built for 60 people!).even The closets are locked for students! Even the parking lot isn't accessible for students!
A: Where do you study?

B: Muk
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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