Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009

Mullingar

A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.

What's da craic? I come from Mullingar, a town which is located an hour west of Dublin.

by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022

cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

by Ctrl April 22, 2006

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

mugging

Mugging; Is to stare or look at someone with malignant thoughts or intentions

Why you muggin on me?

by disturbed May 6, 2004

Clown Muggin'

When someone gives you a nice look (like their smiling at you) when their really hatin' on you.

Marquise: You see that nigga clown muggin' me?

Malachi: Where? The one thats smiling at you?

Marquise: YES!!!

by And251 July 31, 2009

mean muggin

When someone gives you a hard look

"That player mean muggin me."

by j dub December 10, 2002