muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

muffacation

lack of air while performing tongue to twat or Triple T

That Heifer sat on my face an damn near muffacated me

by B January 26, 2004

Muffer

A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.

Those guys have been exploring caves, what Muffers. Muffers Rule.

by MuffersRule September 24, 2011

DIRTY MUFFRIDER

ONE WHO IS A RIDER OF STACEYS DIRTY MUFF

LOOK AT SHANE E(AKA SHAWN) HE IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY MUFFRIDER

by staceyandshawnhavegotitgoinon January 10, 2011

muffaletta

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.

So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.

by numero July 12, 2012

muffamoo

An abnormally shaped muffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. Usually the kind you'd find on a normal farm.

The vegetarian in my class refused to eat the muffamoo. Too bad she didn't know that it was a muffatofu.

by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008

Muffdrank

A drink in which the contents include Skoll vodka, Tropicana orange twister, ice, and dryer sheets that have accidentially been blown out of the muff(a tube with dryer sheets to mask weed smoke smell)and into the drink without the drinker's knowledge. He then proceeds to drink from that cup all night untill he realizes his drink tastes funny. The drinker pulls out the sheets and proceeds to put them back into the muff and continue use of said muff. We then mock the drinker of the Muffdrank untill he becomes depressed, loses all friends, and begins a life of crime that eventually leads to prison.

It is not a Muffdrank unless drank the night of Cinco De Mayo. And you must listen to a specific background music from Mario Tennis 64 while drinking the Muffdrank.

Are those Muff sheets??? Damn, Starr's drinking a Muffdrank!

by Emac1212 March 28, 2009