Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

Muff Dive

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

by The Bowse October 1, 2009

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Muff Diver

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

muff dusting

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.

I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

by singed nosehair July 30, 2011