MUFF

Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life

If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.

by notmobert March 24, 2004

muff

A women's pussy or vagina if you like that word better which I really don't care anyways.

I heard he liked her muff.

by Robert L. Walker August 28, 2005

muff

When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion

Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!

by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003

muff

an area of pubic hair between the legs

first person:
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.

by burntice September 15, 2006

Muff

.Vagina
.Pussy
.muffin
just another name for the fleshy pink privates of the female body.

guy #1: Hey what you doing?
guy #2: whatching porn look you can see her muff

by comedyandtragedy February 9, 2008

Muff

Pubic hair on a woman. Relates to the surrounding vaginal area on a woman who is:

1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn

"I love washing my face in your muff"

"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011

muff

a furry ornament for an erect penis

My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.

by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009