Muff

Extreame messup, "To fuck up something", to blow something (hahahaha not tht way You no waht we mean)

Oh watta Muff!!

Dude you muffed that pass!

Oh MUFF

by Lil Nait234 January 18, 2010

Muff

a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.

Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.

by Matt Baumann December 9, 2008

Muff

An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.

I'ma beat his muffing butt.

Baby, we are going to muff all night long.

MOTHER MUFFER!

Oh yeah? Well, muff you!

It's muffin cold out here.

by xoxo coco loco oxox December 4, 2010

Muff

a pouffy area often frequented by "Z"

Can I see the MUFF please!!!
Going to the cocomuff to get muffafied!

by Brown beauty February 25, 2003

Muff

Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.

"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."

by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017

Muff

The upper front of a women's genitelia

I was super ready to dive in that muff, I do love some good muff

by Drufredson September 21, 2019

Muff

The process of organic miasma dispersing into the surrounding atmosphere

"I've just farted, I think it'll muff"

by OilyVegans May 28, 2019