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Santa Muerte

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.
"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.
by angeluz July 10, 2014
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Dia de los muertos

The celebration of our loved ones that have passed away.
Dia de los muertos is on November 1st.
by JadatheSavage November 2, 2017
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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
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Me cago en tus muertos

English translation is : I shit over your dead parents....
It's an extremely offensive expression in Spain and South America.
You can be sure to begin a fight if you say it to anybody.
You can say it to anybody if your are trying to pick a quarrel....
Me caes mal y yo me cago en tus muertos, cabron de mierda!!!
by PAULINO August 29, 2006
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Muert

Sound of irritation, or sarcasm during a moment of awkward silence. Usually after a bad joke. The sound is not spoken, but shrieked or belched in a high pitch tone. More convincing with head erect and used loudly and repeatedly. Muerts are personalized, and the sound can vary from the individual.
"What time to you go to the dentist? Tooth O'Clock."
Pause....Muert!
by Mrice December 9, 2008
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MurrTown

Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.

The last time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.

I swear god the next time I'm in MurrTown I'm bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.
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Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.
Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit
by mertonfan December 30, 2010
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