by NorthCalScooter September 1, 2009
Get the Mudpie mug.The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.
by TableCruncher June 9, 2020
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A large squeezing of human poop that kinda sets on top of the toilet bowl water, resembling a scaled down cowpie.
The morning after Thanksgiving, I usually have a large bran muffin, and three large cups of black coffee. That my friends, is my recipe for a mudpie.
by sluggo699 May 28, 2009
Get the mudpie mug.When partners shit on each other's faces during sex, open mouthed. Partners may like the taste of shit, or be just very horny. Don't recommend unless you masturbate to "tub-girl." Also, someone should totally make a movie about that, lets get the credits rolling!
Ex:
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.
10/10 took 10 mins to write
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.
10/10 took 10 mins to write
by Hiia_tfm January 4, 2016
Get the MudPie mug.When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018
Get the mudpie cream special mug.by bawlsinyojawz July 20, 2021
Get the muzieranpoo mug.When having anal intercourse with a realitive, and ejaculating inside. Then having that person shitting it out, "making a creamy mudpie"
by batman0069 February 7, 2019
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