Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

by TableCruncher June 09, 2020

memphis mudpie

When having anal intercourse with a realitive, and ejaculating inside. Then having that person shitting it out, "making a creamy mudpie"

i was at the family reunion last week. Gave my cousin the a nasty Memphis mudpie.

by batman0069 February 07, 2019

Casty Mudpie

The act of funneling pudding into your rectum and shitting it out

I can’t believe Cole left a casty mudpie on Jessica’s floor last night.

by TheMcDuff March 28, 2023

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 03, 2023

Manchester Mudpie

Ejaculating into a man's anus and then eating the shit that comes out after

"I've just seen a guy Richard get a Manchester Mudpie outside Victoria station... It was awesome."

by MannyMudspuds69 April 02, 2018

alabama mudpie

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, one must first shit into a confom or another type of pouch. Once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. This is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you shits from excitement. Hence, the Alabama Mudpie.

Bill: Hey Dave, guess what.
Dave: What's up Bill?
Bill: I just gave granny the ol' Alabama Mudpie!
Dave: No way! I had my run at her last week!
(Slow-mo high-five)

by RealBigDaddy420 February 09, 2017

Eskimo Mudpie

after a savage series of butt sex with a fine female, simply pull your pants down to your ankles and drop a fuckin huge shit on her chest, smear it in, then make her lick your hands and fingers clean

dude, i just eskimo mudpied that bitch.

by Philbert Rhosenburg March 12, 2004