mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

Alabama mud butt

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.

John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.

by oaff November 3, 2010

mud butt shuffle

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event

I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010

Tequila Mud Butt

A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.

Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.

by sackbagjr November 29, 2011

mississippi mud butt

When you didn't quite wipe your ass enough after shitting and then start doing something very active that causes sweat to build up and mix between your ass cheeks.

Hugh:Man my ass hole boss rushed me outside the bathroom while I was dropping off the mexicans at the pool and I didn't quite wipe right and now I'm super uncomfortable with this killer case of Mississippi mud butt.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.

by The real amazing racist January 17, 2014

Mud Butt

The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.

by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009

Medina mudbutter

When you use butter as a lubricant during anal sex when the recipient is constipated

To alleviate Sally's constipation, I gave her a Medina mudbutter when I got home

by Medina4life July 20, 2011