Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

by Banana of hell January 13, 2019

Mucking the pooch

another saying that means screwing

Dude you are mucking the pooch right now come on.

by B-rad is rad December 21, 2012

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

Fuckering

When your computer is buffering round and round for too long.

The internet if fuckering again, my show is taking too long to load!

by lash71 February 6, 2018

Ruckering

The process of pledging a fraternity during your junior year of college with the sole purpose of luring freshman girls back to your apartment with a cheesy pick-up line

Even though he's graduating early and will have spent only one semester as a brother, Dave miserably failed in his ruckering attempt.

by Franklin Marshall September 12, 2010

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008

Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

murdering skanky excuse for a mother

Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

by Calfie August 11, 2011