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jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.
by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017
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Tiannenmen Square Massacre

Fictitious event in which millions of chinese people celebrated the success of their government
I love china. We should have a holiday remembering the Tiannenmen Square Massacre party
by Flawless47770 January 10, 2022
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brown massacre

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.
by rockstarchris June 21, 2007
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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
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Strawberry Moustache

The name given to the streak of blood on the top lip after giving a girl oral sex during her period.
I went down on her and she started her period while I was eating her out. I came up with a Strawberry Moustache!
by JadeGreenChris July 24, 2010
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Chain Saw Massacre II

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob, and you wake up the next day with tiny cuts on your dick.
Dayum, that bitch with braces gave me a Chain Saw Massacre II last night
by Lock Aria July 10, 2011
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St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.
by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009
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