Moose Fucker

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

by A Cunning Linguist December 24, 2008

moose fucker

canadian arse play fanatic and child worrier

ABAF is a canadian arse play fanatic and a child worrier

by abafs mum February 26, 2004

Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker

A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.

canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!

by dick pirateeee December 21, 2009

Moosefucker

Derogatory term used to describe Canadians

A person living in or from Canada.

One who fucks moose.

When I crossed the northern boarder, the first thing I saw was a moosefucker.

by xmagneticks November 17, 2009

mousefuck

When you're looking at porn and your parent's walk in on you and your wireless mouse gives out.

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I was on the computer looking at porn, and I thought I could get away with it but then I got mousefucked.

by Enrique Glazeddoughnuts November 28, 2007

Moosefucker

A person who is fond of hot man/animal sex with a moose.

Nick is a moosefucker

by Squirrelfucker January 16, 2011

moosefucker

One who is always fucking ugly, fat women.

Eww, look at that fat chick he's with... He must be a real moosefucker.

by NuNuSniffer April 13, 2007