rocky mountain bow tie

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.

ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!

by aleksu November 26, 2010

Desert mountain high school

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.

If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

by Ucanthankmel8r January 9, 2019

Mountain Tab

A small identifier worn above the 10th Mountain Division's unit patch. It signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of Watertown's many livestock sized humans that identify physically as "female")

Shit...the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!

by Bigdickasian69 January 24, 2018

was born on a mountainside

An expression to suggest amazement, it's used when somebody witnesses an event that would never happen in the place that the person came from. In simple words it means to be amazed as fuck.

-Hey dude, look at that pretty-ass girl, I'm so fucking horny!
-I was born on a mountainside

by krozer May 14, 2010

Mountain Moles

Oversized nipples predominately found on obese black women.

Tyler: I heard you took Clarice home last night. How was it?

Reakwon: Don't even get me started on her mountain moles...

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Going to Mount Olympus

A place that is usually where the higher headquarters are for your particular orginazation. If you have to go to this place for any reason, it can be a significant emotional event. The only reason you would have to go to such a place is if you have fucked up in some severe way. Although sometimes it can be for no reason. Sometimes the people at the top can just be lonely and they want to see someone in their office just so they can feel important.

Hey man where are you going today in a such a rush? Well I have to be Going to Mount Olympus today to go and see the man. You know how it is the big boss is feeling a little lonely and he has to justify why he exists. So I got to go see the man.

by pantyteamaster July 12, 2010

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009