mossberg

to blow a fatass nut on a deserving female.

Yo i mossberg'd that bitch last night!

by mgaro April 5, 2009

Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.

Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.

by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010

Mossberg

A maker of shotguns.

12 gauge
shotgun

You can do all them pushups to pump up your chest/But I've got a twelve gauge Mossberg to pump up your chest

by Davy November 16, 2003

mossybondo

Same as curtled cooter. A vagina that has a foul smell. This word is used by women in Southern Illinois.

That old lady has mossybondo!

by Real Talk SI August 7, 2020

Instant Messabang

When you are IMing a partner and sending sexual messages intended to stimulate them. Similar to sexting.

Dude 1: What's up?
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!

by ConBroIll November 14, 2010

Missable

A person that is missed by a lot of people. A personvery beautiful person with a great personality.

Mesi is a very attractive, beautiful and amazing human being. She is also very very missable

by Marust638 April 18, 2019

Israeli Mossad

An institution that was saluted by Mountain Dew for demolishing 3 towers during the September 11th attacks.

"Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!"
-Dub The Dew website

by WizardPenguinTB March 19, 2021