mosquito

the Nazis of the animal kingdom. we don't like them and we don't need them

guy1:that's a fucking mosquito.
guy2: we must get the flamethrower

by 2️⃣👭1️⃣🍵 February 23, 2022

mosquito

Those little bastard fly-like things that swarm at you and ruin the outdoors for canoers.

"Holy s**t! Those little mosquito f**kers just ate my baby!"

by Andrew Snedden September 14, 2003

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

mosquito

Someone who buzzes around you, never stopping their chit-chat even when they are asked to, and although their voice and\or subject of discussion is extremely annoying. Being a mosquito is very common in preteens(especially if those maniacs are fucking gifted), but can be found also in adults.

Stop buzzing around me, mosquito!

by P.R. July 18, 2006

mosquitoes

a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.

Suzy is hot, but my hamster has bigger mosquitoes !

by machinefeeder March 21, 2011

the mosquito

69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.

Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.

by maria campos February 20, 2009

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004