Morticious

Dark and dreary like.

That guy creeping around Baby GAP with no baby is quite morticious.

by Lance M. Snyder February 10, 2010

mortician

Noise

I like the band Mortician.

by METAL October 18, 2003

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Morticia

n- kinky vampire chick whos fetish is bloody chocolate and enjoys eating lesbians alive.

Morticia loves to lick bloody chocolate off of lesibans.

by maddie collins January 31, 2007

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019

Mortifier

he idiot who smoke weed and date homeless dogs

Gay Mortifier

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by RATSAREGAY February 15, 2019