Morten

Morten is the name of the greatest Halibuthunter, and the god of Haill!
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.

"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!

by Hookmanfiveo April 1, 2021

Morten Versvik

The guy who created Kahoot and makes education fun!

person1: Yo, school sucks so bad man..., wish I could just learn something useful...
person2: Welp, we can't do anything these days ,unless if we make learning fun!
person1: How should learning be fun
person2: Welp, Kahoot will test your knowledge in a more entertaining way!
person1: Oh wow!, finally, a chance to show my knowledge!!
person2: Welp, mad respect to Morten Versvik

by epic!pewds! February 7, 2021

Morten Vollset Fan Club

A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a dude named Morten Vollset.

I'm stoked to be a member of the Morten Vollset Fan Club

by notMortenVollset87 January 12, 2024

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Morten

A weak boy who is normally referred to as "Kina" or "China". Usually drives around on a scooter.

The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".

"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.

by Molo2003 December 9, 2018

Morten Østergaard

(Substantiv) Udførelse af seksuel krænkelse, der ikke har nogen konsekvens andet end udelukkelse fra en gruppe.

Den nye formand for DF har lavet en Morten Østergaard.

by Screw_JayDuck November 2, 2020

Morten Hegstad

A norwegian term used to describe a person who is weak. A "Morten Hegstad" usually looks like a stick and can't lift more weights than 2kg. The term can also mean small penis.

"Look at that guy over there. He is so skinny and have a tiny penis"
"Yeah, he's a Morten Hegstad

by Nordli September 3, 2021