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"Formand is the Danish word for 'chairman'.
It is also used as a nickname for the sexiest guys at the current location. His girlfriend should be really grateful, 'cause he's simply the best person alive. He might not be incredibly muscular but he is enormous in his pants
All the girls on Eisbjerghus School: I wish I was dating the Formand

Fidde: He's mine, bitches
formand by Mr Formand November 5, 2015
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Eric Forman’s Basement

The greatest and most chill place on earth also the best place to get baked.
Hey let’s hang in Eric Forman’s basement and get high

Red Forman 

an action involving the insertion of a foot into a humans anus..
Man i can't get caught with this "stuff", if my Dad finds out he'll pull a Red Forman!
Red Forman by Moyock November 13, 2009

Red Forman 

Man who will stick his foot up your ass. Origin: That 70's Show.
If you crash the Vista Cruiser, Eric...I'll crash -my- foot into -your- ass.

Eric Forman 

A character from the T.V sitcom, That 70's Show. Definitely the main character, if there are any. Starts off as a 16-year-old. Most scenes are in his basement. He has two opposite parents, Red Forman and Kitty Forman. Somewhat wimpy, nerdy and small, but very sarcastic and funny. Played by Topher Grace, who you may know from Spiderman 3.
(On how to treat a hospital patient:)

Eric Forman: I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die!
Eric Forman by Lancington July 3, 2009

Formaldehyde 

Uses
Formaldehyde kills most bacteria, and so a solution of formaldehyde in water is commonly used as a disinfectant. When he arrives at his room in the tuberculosis sanatorium in Thomas Mann's The Magic Mountain, Hans Castorp is told: "An American woman died here day before yesterday. . . . After they took her away of course they fumigated the room thoroughly with formalin, which is the proper thing to use in such cases" {1924; trans. H. T. Lowe-Porter {1927).

It is also used to preserve biological specimens, and as a preservative in vaccinations. In medicine, formaldehyde solutions are applied topically to dry the skin, such as in the treatment of warts. Formaldehyde based solutions are used in embalming to disinfect and temporarily preserve human remains pending final disposition.

Most formaldehyde, however, is used in the production of polymers and other chemicals. When combined with phenol, urea, or melamine, formaldehyde produces a hard thermoset resin. These resins are commonly used in permanent adhesives, such as those used in plywood or carpeting; and as the wet-strength resin added to sanitary paper products such as (listed in increasing concentrations injected into the paper machine headstock chest) facial tissue, table napkins, and roll towels. They are also foamed to make insulation, or cast into molded products. Production of formaldehyde resins accounts for more than half of formaldehyde consumption.

Formaldehyde is still used in low concentrations for process C-41 (color negative film) stabilizer in the final wash step, as well as in the process E-6 pre-bleach step, to obviate the need for it in the final wash.

Formaldehyde is also used to make numerous other chemicals, used even in personal care products such as toothpaste. Many of these are polyfunctional alcohols such as pentaerythritol, which is used to make paints and explosives. Other formaldehyde derivatives include methylene diphenyl diisocyanate, an important component in polyurethane paints and foams, and hexamine, which is used in phenol-formaldehyde resins and to make the explosive RDX.

Formaldehyde cross links amino groups.
dude you put your dead cat in Formaldehyde now he is on your dresser that is whack
Formaldehyde by hfjhgfjgf May 22, 2006
The body cheese like growth under a males testicles after not bathing for some time
Yo man!!! I gotz formunda cheese like no tomorrow...can I use your shower?
formunda by skidplate March 7, 2007