molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Yeet Meister

1. The master of yeeting; always knows the greatest time to say “yeet” and cause the greatest amount of humor.
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”

1. Javon screamed “yeet” in the middle of the SAT, he truly is the Yeet Meister.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.

by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Momister

A sister who is your mom, vice-versa for a mom who is your sister.
Originates from my very own momister fiichen uwu

fiichen from roblox is my momister

by i love fiichen sm sms ms smsms December 13, 2019

molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz

Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?

by Ümbra May 25, 2004