Moppin' It Up

The act of flirting, laughing, courting, or sexual intercourse. However, it can be used in other ways, e.g. Drinking large quantities of alcohol, Winning consecutive intramural sports championships, and of course slamming out the phat puss.

Tom was moppin' it up last Tuesday. Did you see all those Beezys all over his shit.

by Adam Klein July 30, 2007

MoPoPo

a MoPoPo is an official officer of the Moral Police.

AMV: Hey, let's go to a bar and get wasted!
NDD: Um, I think that's a bad idea. Alcohol is bad for you...
AMV: Whatever MoPoPo! I'll ask schnookums, she'll go.

by I don't want a pseudonym, ok! August 4, 2010

Mississippi Mopper

The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.

Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"

Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"

by ChromeCock April 7, 2017

Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

Moppin' Dat Ass

When a man dips his dipstick into the white sauce (vagina) and slaps it in a sweeping motion among the top of the lady's buttocks.

Carl paid good money for his lady's dinner; he'll be moppin' dat ass when they get home.

by Carla Twitch June 21, 2012